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Felonious Wilma

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1.
I don't know what I'm doing anymore But I don't care about my neighbors anymore I don't know what my name is anymore And I don't know where I'm going anymore But I'm going down I don't care about my neighbors anymore I don't know what I'm doing anymore But I don't care about my neighbors anymore
2.
America 03:48
Driving home in Felonious Wilma again I wanna live in America I wanna live in America Sitting on the foldout couch around the bends I wanna live in America I wanna live in America I don’t really want to But i know I have to Cuz i wanna leave my job again But I don’t wanna be broke again Cuz I need to But do I really have to Cuz I don’t have much more time to spend And I wanna do it with my friends Cuz I need to I need you Walking home in forty dollar Nike sneaks We’re all alone in America We’re all alone in America See the pavement cracking underneath my feet I wanna live in America I wanna live in America I don’t really want to But i know I have to Cuz i wanna leave my job again But I don’t wanna be broke again Cuz I need to But do I really have to Cuz I don’t have much more time to spend And I wanna do it with my friends Cuz I need to I need you We’re falling apart in America, America We’re falling apart in America, America I don’t really want to But i know I have to Cuz i wanna leave my job again But I don’t wanna be broke again Cuz I need to But do I really have to Cuz I don’t have much more time to spend And I wanna do it with my friends Cuz I need to I need you I’m walking through America I'm walking through America
3.
House Show 03:09
I wanna throw a house show I wanna invite all our friends We can do it like a rock show Doesn’t matter if you’re talented I wanna throw a house show And we can let Rozwell Kid open Do it like a house show I wanna throw a house show There’s a Dad Hat kid smoking ciggies on my mother’s porch And there’s a Pearl Jam addict getting high behind the bedroom door And there’s a girl out back that the jocks are going crazy for And there’s a handful of knocks coming through the front door I thought it was cops but it’s my friends and they just Wanna throw a house show We wanna invite all our friends We can do it like a rock show Doesn’t matter if you’re talented I wanna throw a house show And we can let Rozwell Kid open Do it like a house show I wanna throw a house show There’s a jean jacket punk with an XVX on chest And there’s a schoolboy nerd with a Schwa sticker on his ass And there’s a Mexican woman on the outskirts of the grass With her fists in the air yelling “cállate!” Don’t worry woman it’s all okay! It’s just a house show We’re gonna invite all our friends We can do it like a rock show Doesn’t matter if you’re talented I wanna throw a house show And we can let Rozwell Kid open Do it like a house show I wanna throw a house show I wanna throw a house show And we can let Rozwell Kid open Do it like a house show I wanna throw a house show
4.
The Bread 02:30
I just want some bread Stick it in my head Watch the crust come spitting out my ears And I just want some head Do it in my bed But everybody’s getting out of here Home is just a place inside my head It’s just a place to keep my bed It’s just a better way of settling down and oh I never thought that it would end I never thought that I’d descend But now we’re here and I’m getting tired of home I’m tired of home I just want some seeds To grow into trees And give me a backyard forest And I just want some weed From my dispensary But I ain’t got no money left for it And home is just a place inside my head It’s just a place to keep my bed It’s just a better way of settling down and oh I never thought that it would end I never thought that I’d descend But now we’re here and I’m getting tired of home I’m tired of home
5.
Hey, hoe, leave me alone Hey, hoe, leave me alone Hey, hoe, leave me alone Hey, hoe, leave me alone Why do I feel like it's early in the morning? My legs are getting numb and my face is getting warm and I just don't understand and I don't know what to do
6.
Bubble 03:17
Back at home I’ve never felt so alone Beet at each other’s throats for just over two weeks And oh How the feeling in my soul Has changed from such a cold to such a wonderful heat So every chance I get to walk away I do And every chance I get to turn away I do Cuz it feels like you’re driving me around And you’ve got the radio on that Smiths channel you know And you’re singing your favorite song “Heaven Knows You’re Miserable Now” Wipe that smile off your face And find yourself a place A bubble Stand In a place you’ve never been For a minute just take it in and clear your head of things That you Can’t seem to come into It’s moment I once knew but now I have replaced Cuz every chance I had to walk away I knew That every chance I get to turn away I do Cuz it feels like you’re driving me around And you’ve got the radio on that Smiths channel you know And you’re singing your favorite song “Heaven Knows You’re Miserable Now” Wipe that smile off your face And find yourself a place A bubble “Heaven Knows You’re Miserable Now” A bubble
7.
Monuments 05:30
Visiting stupid places with all my friends and their ugly faces and we pretend that we’re at the races and we create all the situations you love to hate But don’t pretend to care don’t pretend to know And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home Pissing on public monuments with my buds while we’re on our way to pick up some bud Over Tommy’s place in the little town with the little face and the little crown Don’t you make me care, don’t you make me know And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home Don’t send me back home Climbing the Eiffel Tower in the heat while our stupid laughter creates a scene that is chasing after a different state it’s our state of mind that you love to hate Don’t pretend to care, don’t pretend to know And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home Finding a new frontier to manifest with a college beer and a sweater vest It was so sincere when you said you’d wait for the day or year when I would break But you don’t fucking care, you don’t fucking know There’s no fucking way I’m ever going home Don’t send me back home
8.
I got clothes in my wallet and I got somewhere to be But I’m staring at the ocean and it’s staring back at me I just can’t find a reason to let the water be So I’m going back to Boston for a trip with family This Echo ain’t the best car cuz I can barely see Through my lack of defroster on the glass in front of me Just wanna get pulled over, please take this shit from me Cuz this fucking car is pissing me off and I just might fucking leave I’m sick of fucking waiting in line I wanna make it there when I’m in my prime This ain’t gonna be another life lesson from me I don’t wanna get high no more I wanna go back to Baltimore This ain’t gonna be something more from me Driving through the country with my best friends next to me And I’m trying hard to focus but it’s just so hard to see If my mother, if she was here she would not be proud of me But who says I should give a damn about anyone but me I’m sick of fucking waiting in line I wanna make it there when I’m in my prime This ain’t gonna be another life lesson from me I don’t wanna get high no more I wanna go back to baltimore I just wanna find something more in me We’re evil (x10000000000)

credits

released January 1, 2019

new threads:
jacob keplinger (vocals, guitar, keys)
justin siegel (drums, vocals)
jake burdock (guitar, vocals)
eric chalifour (bass, vocals)

additional musicians:
Will Suarez (vocals, "America")
Nick Cheater (vocals, "Strawberry Shake")
Robby Angelotti (vocals, "The Camping Song")

Recorded at Pink Hat Studios in Nashville, TN, 37216.
Produced by new threads
Mixed + Mastered by Jacob Keplinger at Pink Hat Studios in Murfreesboro, TN 37129.

Promoted & distributed by Pink Hat Publishing, LLC under exclusive license from ASCAP and Pink Hat Records.

Album art and design by Jacob Keplinger.

Photography by Eric Chalifour and Justin Siegel.

All songs written by Jacob Keplinger & Justin Siegel except "House Show" written by Jacob Keplinger and Jake Burdock and "Alone, Leave Me", "Bubble", and "Monuments" by Jacob Keplinger, Justin Siegel, and Jake Burdock.

Programming and sampling by Jacob Keplinger.

new threads uses Gibson, Guild, Martin, Peavy, and Burdock guitars and basses, Orange, Fender, Burdock, Egnater, Ampeg, and Gallien-Kruger amplifiers, DW drums, and Meinl, Paiste, Sabian, and Crescent cymbals.

"Felonious Wilma" was recorded on Pro Tools 10 on Mac OS X Snow Leopard.

Physical CDs manufactured and printed in the United States by Pink Hat Records.

"The Camping Song" is written by Jacob Keplinger and Justin Siegel.

Special thanks to Robby Angelotti, Daniel Suarez, Andrew Lane, Hobbes (the dog), Will Suarez, Quinten Thorton, All Nighter, and Kim Holdings.

©MMXIX Pink Hat Records under exclusive license from ASCAP. Printed in the USA. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.

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